Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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