How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
These tits shall not be calmed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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