Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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