I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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