his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
