Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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