No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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