yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You pole danced in your parka.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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