Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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