i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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