i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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