Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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