Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
