Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
