Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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