Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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