I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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