Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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