Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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