No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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