sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
another moral hangover. fuck.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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