"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my vag is so smooth its legendary
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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