She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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