So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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