David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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