You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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