too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
