But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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