Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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