Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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