My nipple is on Facebook.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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