maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
