It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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