What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize