Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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