let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
