problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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