I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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