Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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