ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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