We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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