whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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