have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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