I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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