she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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