Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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