This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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