He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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