people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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