At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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