Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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