...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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