Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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