On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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