THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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