I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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