You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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