Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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