He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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